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Every Father Looks Forward To The Day He Can Grind With His Second Wife To 'Love Shack' At His Daughter's Wedding

Steer Clear: Belgium Has Declared War On Anyone Who Wants To Fucking Go Right Now

5 Tokyo Buildings Godzilla Spared Because He Was Considering Having His Bar Mitzvah There

Time To Backtrack: Researchers At Berkeley Have Discovered That Feeding A Gallon Of OxiClean To A Pelican Will Cause It To Explode, But Completely Lost Track Of What They Were Initially Researching To Get To That

All Done Now: A Team Of Archaeologists Has Discovered A Pile Of Bones Labeled ‘The Last Of The Bones’

5 Times Gandalf Tried To Cheer Up A Despondent Frodo Baggins With Stories From Warped Tour

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5 Fond Memories From His Undergrad Years At Duke That R2-D2 Had To Delete To Make Room For The Death Star Plans

Heartwarming: Lionel Richie And Chewbacca Mom Have Buried The Hatchet After Realizing Life Is Short And They Don’t Even Know Each Other

End Of An Era: Kellogg's Is Shutting Down Eggo After Its CEO Had A Freaky Dream About Waffles

Social Media Meltdown: Barilla Just Sent Out A Tweetstorm Claiming It Thought Of The Tagline 'Just Do It' Years Before Nike Did

Bad News, 'Star Wars' Fans: The 'Episode IX' Release Date Has Been Pushed Back 26 Minutes After J.J. Abrams Hits Traffic On His Way To Set

Incredibly Modest: Barack Obama Still Hasn't Told Any Of His Friends Or Family That He Won The 2009 Nobel Peace Prize

Jaw-Dropping Inequality: These Charts Reveal The Shocking Wealth Disparity Between People With $6 Billion And People With $6.5 Billion

Heartbreaking Backstory: 6 Luxury Dog Houses Yoda Looked At But Couldn’t Afford

The FDA Now Recommends Trying This Oatmeal Stout They Think You Would Like

9 Amazing Discoveries At The Bottom Of The Ocean I Would Like Back Now, Please

Heartwarming: These Students Raised $10,000 For Their Teacher When He Asked Them Nicely

How Many Of These Amendments To The Hertz Rental Car Agreement Were Because Of Something You Did?

A Few Half Ideas For Getting My Son Off The Roof